larrykingjive:

I always see pictures of guys on here and they’re always super skinny and short and a little feminine and I see how people find them attractive but I’m just so attracted to tall, muscular men. I want a man that can build me a house someday and spends more time caring about other people than their appearance.

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

h0llo:

I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet

theghostoffbrpast:

if i ever publish a book and it ends up on here with half the text blacked out to make some angsty teenagerish sentence i will come and hunt you down motherfucker